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| Sujet: Plaster Cast Jeu 5 Oct à 11:40 | |
| school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all.
On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work.
When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
Discipline was not a problem from that day forth!
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| Sujet: Tassos Ven 6 Oct à 14:09 | |
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| Sujet: A stomach ache and a visit to the Doctor Ven 6 Oct à 14:36 | |
| A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured by inserting a suppository up his anal passage. The man agrees, and so the doctor warns him of the pain, tells him to bend over and shoves the thing way up his tunnel of turds. The doctor then hands him a second dose and tells him to do the same thing in six hours.
So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the second suppository inserted, but he finds that he cannot reach himself properly to obtain the required depth. He calls his wife over and tells her what to do.
The wife nods, puts one hand on his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine home. Suddenly the man screams, "DAMN!"
"What's the matter?" asked the wife, "Did I hurt you?"
"No," replies the man, "but I just realized that when the doctor did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders."
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| Sujet: Cowboy Lust Ven 6 Oct à 14:53 | |
| A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes. The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room." She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that." The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference." She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."
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| Sujet: The horse Dim 8 Oct à 17:26 | |
| This horse on a farm goes up to the cow and goes, "I have a bigger dick than you" then he beats him up. The horse then goes up to a sheep and goes "I have a bigger dick than you" and beats him up too. He then goes up to the female cat and says "I have a bigger dick than you" and the cat replies "I don’t have a dick" then she beats up the horse. The moral of the story is, no matter how big the dick, the pussy can always take it.
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| Sujet: This I gotta see Dim 8 Oct à 17:42 | |
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| Sujet: The barbers Dim 8 Oct à 18:00 | |
| A father brings along his little daughter to the barber while he gets his haircut. The little girl is watching the barber work while she eats her Hostess snack cake. Over time she gets closer and closer to the barber’s chair where the barber is giving her dad a trim. The barber says to the girl "You’re going to get hair on your twinkie." To which the girl replies, "Yeah, and I’m gonna get tits, too."
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