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| Sujet: Sophocles Mer 25 Oct à 9:32 | |
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| Sujet: Flight Attendent Mer 25 Oct à 10:12 | |
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| Sujet: Christos Ven 27 Oct à 3:02 | |
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| Sujet: Sliding tricks Ven 27 Oct à 9:29 | |
| John and Jenifer were having dinner in a very fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away, noticed that John was ever so slowly sliding down his chair under the table while Jenifer acted unconcerned. Their waitress watched as John slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, Jenifer appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that John had disappeared under the table.
After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up and replied firmly, "Oh, no. He did not. In fact, he just walked in the front door."
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DigitalV Invité
| Sujet: Balloons Ven 27 Oct à 11:50 | |
| A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it, as he's liable to break something. The boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off You're going to break something." He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping center. Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet. Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes. When she is finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. She is not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything. When he arrives, she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of to uches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and Shit is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc. Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks. He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I've ever actually seen a fart!"
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| Sujet: Girl Who Screws Anyone Ven 27 Oct à 16:47 | |
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